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«How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.»
Author: Emo Philips | About: Funny | Keywords: powers, raise
«Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!»
Author: Eric Cartman | About: Funny | Keywords: Frisbee, hippie, hippies, play, pot, potted, save, smoke, smokes, smoke out
«He laughs best who laughs last.»
Author: English Proverb | About: Funny | Keywords: laughs, The Last Laugh
«Housekeeping ain't no joke»
Author: Louisa May Alcott (Author) | About: Funny, Jokes, Saying | Keywords: housekeeping
«He who kisses girl on hillside is not level»
Author: Confucius | About: Funny | Keywords: hillside, kisses, level
«How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.»
«[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.»
«Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it»
«He who laughs last laughs longest»
Author: Proverb | About: Funny, Laughter | Keywords: longest, The Last Laugh
«He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.»

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