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Letter "F" » Funny
«Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.»
Author: Alphonso X 'the Wise'
| About:
Advice,
Creation,
Funny,
God,
Universe
| Keywords:
hints, ordering, orderings, well-ordered
«Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Funny,
The Simpsons
| Keywords:
alcohol, source, The Source
«Health Canada reports that the infection rate for chlamydia in Saskatoon is twice the national average, making it the chlamydia capital of Canada. Montreal has vowed to get their title back.»
Author: Rick Mercer
| About:
Funny
«Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?»
«Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!»
«Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac»
«Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!»
«Golf is a good walk spoiled.»
«Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.»
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