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«Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!»
Author: Eric Cartman | About: Funny | Keywords: Frisbee, hippie, hippies, play, pot, potted, save, smoke, smokes, smoke out
«Screw you guys, I'm going home»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: guys
«Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: closet, moms
«If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!»
«Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: dad, Kenny, paying, Scotch, too bad
«Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: draw the line, O.K., ok, Poo
«Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.»
«Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: every month, mom, screwed
«Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: Kenny, mom, payments, yellow

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