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«I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?»
«Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.»
«English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Humor | Keywords: England, English
«Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.»
«And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?»
«Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: lover, television
«Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.»
«Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: gas, gases, gassy, hungry, sleepy
«America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!»
«God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion»

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