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«No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.»
«You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!»
«I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.»
«I never realized how boring this game was»
«If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: nuclear war
«Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?»
«Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Alcohol, Drinking, Humor, Life, Solution | Keywords: alcohol
«Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: ha-ha, Ha Ha Ha
«That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!»
«Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: bacon, Lisa

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