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Letter "F" » Funny
«It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.»
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
(Actor, Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Newspapers
| Keywords:
amazing, fits, newspaper
«It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn?t take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.»
Author: Popular Saying
| About:
Funny
«It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!»
«It's kind of fun to do the impossible.»
Author: Walt Disney
(Producer)
| About:
Dreams,
Funny,
Inspiration,
Motivation
| Keywords:
fun, impossible, kind, kind of
«It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.»
«It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.»
«It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Dancing,
Funny
| Keywords:
funky, hey, song and dance, wallet, wallets, whoa
«It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
conscience, country, freedom, Freedom of conscience, freedom of speech, goodness, practice, precious, prudence, speech, unspeakably
«It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.»
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