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«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
«You can't have everything. Where would you put it?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny
«I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.»
«I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it»
«If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?»
«I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.»
«I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!»
«If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate»
«A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.»
«Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.»

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