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Letter "D" » Dave Barry Quotes
«Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Meetings
| Keywords:
addictive, Corporations, engage, habitually, highly, indulgent, masturbate, meetings, organizations, self-indulgent
«Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Richness
| Keywords:
Bill Gates, Gates, my version, rich man, versions
«The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Food
| Keywords:
eyeball, eyeballs, featureless, fin, fins, fish stick, seafood, the fish, totally
«Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.»
«The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
History
| Keywords:
Empire, historical, historical period, roman, Roman Empire, sixties
«A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Internet,
Pornography
| Keywords:
dense, denser, download, downloading, establish, mission, mission statement, organization, porn, slab, statement, workers
«The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.»
«If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Being a Woman,
Women
| Keywords:
base, catching, Considering, fly ball, infant, on base, saving
«Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Holidays
| Keywords:
holiday, holiday season, mall, malls, observes, once again, The Mall
«Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.»
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