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Letter "T" » toilets


«Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.»
«Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.»
«Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.»
«Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.»
«I was the nasty one that sat in the toilets and smoked-and made the other girls cry»
Author: Tracey Ullman (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: nasty, smoked, toilets
«It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.»
«I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?»
«I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, ?Oh, my God! What haven?t I?? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven?t quite done that? The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it?s leaning? Oh, shi? done! Toilets in French camping sites? there we go. English football hooligans? there we go, whatever that is? Mrs. Thatcher?s heart? there we go? oh, fuck that! I know, I?ll put a stone in, that?ll work! There we go??The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, ?Rwanda doesn?t work very well; infrastructure?s fucked.?»
«maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet»
«My name is only an anagram of toilets.»

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