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«A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.»
Author: Kenneth Turan | About: Books | Keywords: afford, jokes, pay for
«Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive»
Author: Stella Benson | About: Jokes | Keywords: bond, cursed, families, jokes, rightly, Strangers
«A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.»
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.»
Author: Robert Frost | About: Jokes | Keywords: joke, jokes
«Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.»
Author: George Eliot (Novelist) | About: Jokes | Keywords: affections, in jokes, jokes, strain, straining
«'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' ?President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made»
«Even the gods love jokes»
Author: Plato (Philosopher) | About: Humor, Jokes | Keywords: jokes, the gods
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.»
Author: Robert Frost | About: Jokes | Keywords: jokes
«A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.»
«And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!»
Author: Will Rogers | Keywords: congress, funny, joke, jokes, terrible

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