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«Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.»
«In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.»
«I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.»
«In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.»
«In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.»
Author: Yakov Smirnoff (Comedian) | Keywords: Russia
«The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.»
«Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.»

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