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Letter "R" » Rita Rudner Quotes
«In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.»
«I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them»
«Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before»
«They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.»
«Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?»
«Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.»
«Now that we've got the East-West All-Star game here, don't you think there's the possibility that someday we'll have our own team?»
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