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«It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core»
Author: Phyllis Diller | About: Beauty | Keywords: core, rotten, skin-deep, The Core
«Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: rest home
«Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.»
«My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: photographs
«I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.»
Author: Phyllis Diller | About: Children, Mothers | Keywords: afford, move in
«A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once»
Author: Phyllis Diller | About: Bachelors, Mistakes | Keywords: bachelor
«My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual»
«Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed»
«I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.»
«If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.»
Author: Phyllis Diller | About: Baseball | Keywords: millionaire

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