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Letter "J" » Joe E. Lewis Quotes
«I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks»
«I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.»
«You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.»
«I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.»
«It pays to get drunk with the best people.»
«Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.»
«You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.»
«I drink to forget I drink.»
«Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.»
Author: Joe E. Lewis
(Comedian, Singer)
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«I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.»
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