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«Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.»
Author: Homer Simpson | About: Beer
«[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!»
«That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh!»
Author: Homer Simpson | Keywords: benches, Oh My, piano, sale
«[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything»
Author: Homer Simpson | Keywords: ghost, ghost town
«Max Power?he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...But, you musn't touch!His name sounds good in your earBut when you say it, you mustn't fearBecause his name can be said by anyone!»
Author: Homer Simpson
«mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.»
Author: Homer Simpson | About: Beer, Food | Keywords: cakes, donut, donuts
«When i get my hands on you, your gonna be N.W.A , not without asswelts.»
Author: Homer Simpson
«do i have to do anything»
Author: Homer Simpson
«Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work»
Author: Homer Simpson | Keywords: prohibition

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