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Letter "G" » George F. Burns Quotes
«It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.»
«Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.»
Author: George F. Burns
| About:
Happiness,
Men and Women,
Relationships
| Keywords:
cigar, handle, meal
«I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.»
«I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.»
«It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.»
«Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope»
«The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.»
«I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.»
Author: George F. Burns
«If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.»
«This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.»
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