There have been a lot of terrible tunes in the past, ranging everywhere from new wave pop, to 70’s disco, to some really bad 80’s metal. The 90’s succeeded in topping all of these with the creations of the pop princess, and the boy-band. Everyone knows the terror that ensues when a group of overworked and underpaid Applebee’s waitresses decide it’s time to embarrass you for the rest of your life. Nothing says “…showed first 75 words of 789 total…

…showed last 75 words of 789 total…meet Bruce Lee, a real dragon, who’s not a retarded monkey with blonde hair and gay tattoos. Personally, I’d just like to see Bruce kick his sorry ass all over the floor. For now, however, I’ll spiral downward into vast uncertainty, seeing visions of beautiful, nearly naked women with floss hanging out of their asses. All the while being tortured by a retarded monkey with a twitch disorder, who calls himself “Sisqo.”