Brian Van Eman Senior English Satirical Essay 12/14/1999 Alcohol – A nectar of the Gods. The taste is pure satisfaction. It is advertised everywhere and sooner or later you are bound to try it. Just the smell of it can cause some lucky alcoholics to begin salivating at the mouth. Alcohol can lead to the wonderful world of addiction. If you are one of the selected few, you could become an alcoholic very quickly. Upon becoming an …showed first 75 words of 751 total…

…showed last 75 words of 751 total…have known you lived life to its fullest. The biggest legend of all would have to be the man that died of alcohol poisoning when he got up to see who was at his door. It was the Alcohol Anonymous group. He sure showed them. I hope that you now understand all the benefits that come from being an alcoholic. Please drink for the well-being of yourself, because beer isn’t just for breakfast anymore.