Meaningless Tasks

The Tenth annual “Meaningless Task Awards” are approaching us quickly. There have been many people I have scrutinized for this award. After looking at all of the aspects of these people, I have chosen one person I believe to be the best candidate. The person I have chosen is Monika Lewinsky. I looked at many different aspects of many people. I looked at how much attention the person received compared to the importance of the …showed first 75 words of 353 total…

…showed last 75 words of 353 total…to tell, talk shows to go on, and books to write. All of this, for a meaningless task. It’s obvious that Monika Lewinsky should be the winner of the tenth annual “Meaningless Task Awards” this year. No one else was talked about, or payed as much attention to, for basically doing nothing. I urge the committee to vote for her, since she will probably not just be talked about now, but for many years.