George Carlin

George Carlin “When JFK Jr. gets into a New York taxi to go to the airport does he say, “Take me to JFK, and how does he feel about that.1” “I don’t like trendy foods. When I hear sautéed boneless panda groin,” I think I’m in the wrong place. There is such a thing as pretentious food. Puree of woodchuck, marinated bat nipples, weasel chops, porcupine cacciatore. Or fried eagle. “ A guy …showed first 75 words of 751 total…

…showed last 75 words of 751 total…sign that gives time and temperature. 5. The newspaper prints the crossword puzzle on the front-page right above the fold and the answers right below. 6. The zip code has three digits and has a decimal point. 7. The Narcotics Anonymous Chapter has only one member and he whacked out on ranch dressing. Bibliography: George Carlin, Brain Droppings (Easton Press, 1997) Charles Moritz, Current Biography(H.W. Wilson, 1976) Footnotes: 1. George Carlin, Brain Droppings(Easton Press,1997)259 2. Carlin 8 3. Carlin 23 4. Carlin 65 5. Carlin 21