Beowulf: Grendel's Diary

Dear Diary, Today I had an amazing feast at the Mead Hall. It consisted of 30 of the king’s spearmen. They had passed out because they had so much alcohol to drink. It made I easier to eat them because of that. Best of all King Hrothgar has done little to stop me from this. I can go anywhere I want and slaughter anybody. There is however one bad thing about this, and it is …showed first 75 words of 342 total…

…showed last 75 words of 342 total…the best monster there ever will be. You want to know why, because I said so. So I hope the he shines that sword up real nice, because I am Grendel and no one can beat me. Beowulf better save the drama for his homeland in Sweden because he won’t be able to do anything when I run wild on him or his men. Have a nice day Beowulf it might be your last.